Keep smiling!
A challenge was brought.....and a challenge excepted.
A little freshman has without knowing declared war upon Mr. Whipple. I am usually a very kind and considerate SOB (pun intended) That said.....this little man....who goes by the name....Stu........shows up without any history, no warning, and no pretense.........And he calls out Mr. Whipple, now some, actually most, would say that was insane.....I would say that was a very, very bad idea. This is my 4th year at Gatorfest, with my many adventures and many misadventures all of which have proven the tolerance, the wit, and the pure insanity! Now I'm not a sore loser......I'll admit.....I was broadsided.......I didn't know that there was competition..... and Stu won Gatorfest 2002.
Mr. Whipple will be the victor in 2003. With no rematch, no second chances, because Stu won't know what hit him. I will win, not because of money, not because of connections, but simply because Mr. Whipple never, ever, EVER makes the same mistake twice.
That all said, everyone that reads this, should know now, that next year at Gatorfest 2003, that it is no hold barz, no rulez (except for kevin's), and only one victor. So Mr. Whipple's recommends that EVERYONE should partake in the 5th anniversary, for it will be well worth the show.
And thatz the bottom line, because Mr. Whipple said so.
P.S. Stu, if you don't show next year......I, no, WE will all know that your yellow.......which would be shameful by all standards......but since you are facing Mr. Whipple........its all understandable!
Unleash the Fury!
