Got Milk?

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked 
his weight and commented, the baby wasn't gaining enough weight.

He then asked if the baby was being breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," 
the doctor ordered, so she did.

The Doctor pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a
detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said to her,
"No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandmother, but I'm glad I came."