Three bulls were standing by the fence post one morning just bull-shitting.  One of the 
bulls informs the others that the rancher just bought a new bull at auction, and he 
was to arrive at the ranch that afternoon.
 
The oldest bull, stating he had seniority over the other two stated, "I'll not give the 
new guy any of my cows.  Being I'm the senior, all 100 of my cows will remain mine."
 
The middle bull states much the same, saying "I've been here five years and had to fight 
for all thirty of my cows.  I'll be damned if the new bull will get a single one.  
It's up to the junior bull to give cows to the new guy to start his harem."
 
The junior bull will have none of that, stating "I've nearly died several times fighting 
you two for my ten cows, and I'm not about to give any of them up for the sake of 
a new bull.  I'll fight him to the  death if necessary."
 
That afternoon the three bulls were at the gate anticipating the arrival of the 
new bull.  A tractor-trailer rig pulled up.  This rig was under such a heavy burden the 
tractor could barely pull the trailer, and the floor of the trailer sagged under the 
weight.  One of the three bulls made a comment there had to be more than one bull in  the 
trailer as the trailer seemed to be bursting at its seams.
 
The driver opened the trailer and dropped the ramp.  Out came the largest bull any of the 
three bulls had ever seen or heard of.  This new bull was so large and muscular the ramp barely 
held his weight.  His horns just cleared the side-boards of the trailer.
 
Upon seeing this huge bull, the senior bull stated,  With 100 cows I have difficulty serving 
them all,  I think I'll let the new bull have thirty of my cows.  The middle bull states, "no 
one bull needs thirty cows, I'll give him some of mine too."
 
The youngest and most junior bull starts huffing, snorting, scratching the dirt with 
his hooves, swinging his horns, and making a lot of noise, seemingly ready for a fight.  
The two older bulls explain to him that its just not possible for him to defeat this huge new 
bull and how his death ain't be worth a mere ten cows.  The junior bull excitedly states,


"He can have my damn cows, I just want to make sure he  knows I'm a bull!!