One day a twelve year old walks into a whorehouse dragging a
dead frog on a string behind him, slaps a hundred dollar bill
on the counter and says "i want one of your women."

the madam looks at him and says "don't you think you're a
bit young for that?" he slaps another hundred on the counter
and says "i want one of your women."

the madam says "okay, have a seat, she'll be down in about
twenty minutes." he slaps another hundred on the counter and
says "she has to have active herpes."

the madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another
hundred on the counter and says "active herpes." she responds,
"okay, have a seat- it'll be about ten minutes."

ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs
(dragging this dead frog and do their deal...

as he's leaving, the madam asks him "okay, why did you want
someone with active herpes?" the kid replies...

when i get home, i'm going to fuck the babysitter, and when
mom and dad get home, dad will take the babysitter home and
fuck her on the way. and when he gets back, he and mom are
going to go upstairs and fuck. and tomorrow morning after
dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and mom will fuck
him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog.