This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.  And all of a sudden, he falls into a pit
and is stuck there.  The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die,
so naturally he start to scream.  By chance, a chicken hears the screaming of the elephant and decides
to investigate.

 He sees the elephant stuck in the pit and shouts to the elephant:  "Don't worry, I am going to
save you."   The chicken then calls on the King of the Jungle.  The King of the Jungle promptly
arrives in his *Red Porsche*.  He throws a rope from the Porsche into the pit, the elephant ties
it around himself and the King of the Jungle pulls him out of the pit.  The elephant is saved
(loud applause).  So grateful is the elephant to the chicken that he promises him that he will one
day do the same for him (if the chicken should ever be in mortal danger).

   As chance would have it, the next week the elephant is walking through the jungle and hears the
screaming of a chicken.  He wanders over and sees that his friend the chicken is stuck in a pit.
(ohh, gosh)  The elephant shouts, "Don't worry chicken I will save you."

  So the elephant throws his tail into the pit.  However this tail is too small and the chicken cannot
reach it.  Undeterred by this, the elephant throws in his trunk, but, alas, this also is too small. 
As a last desperate effort, the elephant throws in his his dick.  Success!  The chicken grabs the
elephants enormous dick and climbs out to safety.

Moral of the story: "If you have a big dick you don't need
  a red Porsche to get a chick."