A female reporter was conducting an interview with
 a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do
 you have any idea what might be the cause of the
 disease?"

 "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows
 once a year?"

 "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but
 what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

 "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

 "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the
 point?"

 "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your
 tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year,
 wouldn't you go mad, too?