Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they
were.  The first mouse slams down a shot and says, "I play
with the mouse trap for fun. I'll run into one on purpose
and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it
twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "That's nothing.
I take those Deacon tablets, cut them, up and snort them for
the fun of it." And with that, he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams downs a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other and then turn to the
third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse stops and replies,
"I'm going home to f#$@ the cat!"