A farmer buys a brand new rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over
to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old timer, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on now, you can't handle ALL these chickens, look what it's
done to me. Why don't let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Scram!  Beat it! You're washed up. I'm taking over."

The old rooster says, "Tell you what, young stud, I'll race you  around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

 The young rooster laughs, "You don't stand a chance old man."

"Well then," said the old rooster, "Why don't  you give me a head start, just to be fair."
 
The young rooster agrees.  So they get a chicken to cluck "Go!", and  the old rooster takes
off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.

They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already
about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining  fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs
up his shotgun and BOOM, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Darn  it.  That's the third gay rooster I bought this month."