A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp
buzzed into the woman's privy part. The husband covered her with a coat,
pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the
hospital.  After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was
too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to
entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing
as soon as he felt the wasp.  The man agreed to try, but because he was so
nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "If neither of you objects,"
the doctor said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both
agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and
mounted the woman.  The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's
thrusts continued for several long minutes.
  "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
  "Change of plans," the physician panted.
  "I'm going to drown the bastard!"