A professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children
Lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
As the children tasted each one, they said:

"Red..................cherry"

"Yellow...............lemon",

"Green................lime",

"Orange...............orange".

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After sucking on them for a few moments none of the children
could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you
all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call
your father. One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled,

"Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!! "