Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

To whom it may concern;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.  Since men of the Muslim religion are not
allowed to look at naked women we should replace all
of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again
in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more
hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
sales.

Now why didn't President Bush think of this? Why do I
still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton