Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but due
to a simple error Clinton goes to Heaven and the Pope to
hell.  God explains to Clinton and the Devil explains to
the Pope the mistake that has happened.  The Pope
sets out for Heaven and Bill Clinton sets out for Hell. 
They pass one another in the middle and stop to talk. 
The Pope says to Bill, " I just can't wait to meet the
Blessed Virgin Marry."  Bill Clinton responds,
"Sorry, you are too late."