Last week a woman entered a local pet-shop with the intention of
purchasing a talking bird.  However, it seems a lot of people are 
going to receive talking parrots for Christmas this year, as the
shopkeeper had sold her entire stock of speaking pets, except for
one rather attractive Macaw. 

It turned out that this bird had lived in the local massage parlor
prior to being sold to the pet-shop.  Despite this the woman
purchased the Macaw and took him home to show the family.  As soon
as she had the bird settled on a perch at her home he looked around
and said:

"Arrrk, new joint, new madam!  Arrrk!"

Later that day the woman's two daughters arrived home from high school. 
Upon seeing the teenagers the Macaw yelled: 

"Arrrk, new joint, new madam, new girls! Arrrk!"

Then father came home from the office and when our feathered
friend saw him the bird squawked:

 "Arrrk, new joint, new madam, new girls, same old customers.
  Hello Bill".