One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced
today that they will be stocking America's shelves this 
week with their newest soup creation, "Clinton Soup," 
that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. 
It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.

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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor 
Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada 
this year.

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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, 
he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

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American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle"
because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

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Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
leaders:
	  Integrity, vision, and wisdom.

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Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.

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Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it,the whole truth as I believe it to be, and 
nothing but what I think you need to  know."

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.