Better Than Women

65 Reasons Your Computer is Better Than a Woman

   1.Computers do exactly what you tell them to 
   2.Computers don't nag 
   3.You don't get BLOND computers 
   4.Computers have good memory 
   5.You can turn on your computer, have a beer, watch the big
	match, and when you come back, they're still turned on 
   6.Computers don't get ugly when they get old 
   7.Computers don't get upset if you only use them for 30 seconds 
   8.Computers don't get upset if you use them for 12 hours
	without a break 
   9.You can use your computer as many times as you want 
  10.A computers disposition remains the same all month 
  11.Computers don't get upset when you forget their birthday 
  12.Computers don't get jealous if you use another one 
  13.Computers are happy for you not to wash & shave all weekend. 
  14.Computers stay the same size, even after 5 years. 
  15.Computers are happy if you connect them to another one, even
	the same type 
  16.You can choose a colored one 
  17.It's easy to upgrade to a newer model 
  18.The old computer works just the same even after you've got a
	new model 
  19.Computers never leave you for your best friend 
  20.You don't need to wine and dine a computer before you use it 
  21.Your new computer doesn't mind using the old  computers extras 
  22.You can share your computer with your friends 
  23.Computers can be programmed to do something useful 
  24.You can stop for a beer break whilst using your computer, it
	just waits for you to come back 
  25.Computers don't watch mindless sit-coms on TV 
  26.Computers are precise 
  27.Computers don't get upset when you go on holiday without them 
  28.You can use your computer for as long as you want 
  29.You can delete things you don't want your computer to
	remember 
  30.Computers are happy to have a picture of a newer model stuck
	next to them 
  31.You can turn the sound off 
  32.Computers play games or get serious when YOU want to 
  33.You CAN use a computer for 12 hours without a break 
  34.Computers can be taught not to pass on viruses 
  35.You can switch off a computer 
  36.Computers treat your woman with the same respect as you 
  37.Computers are cheaper to run 
  38.Computers don't mind sitting in a dusty study 
  39.Computers encourage mess 
  40.You're never embarrassed to show your computer to your
	parents, even when it's really old 
  41.Computers don't have periods 
  42.You can name your computer anything you want 
  43.Computers like being chained to a desk (some even have
	bondage ports built in) 
  44.Your new computer is happy to sit on the old computers
	furniture 
  45.Computers never smell of fish 
  46.When your computer starts to smoke you can get another one 
  47.You can upgrade your computers FAT partitions 
  48.Your computer will happily play crude adult games with you 
  49.Computers are happy to show you pornography 
  50.Computers don't mind you farting while you're using them 
  51.Computers are happy to record, and repeat fart sounds 
  52.You don't need to remember your computers birthday or
	anniversary 
  53.Computers NEVER want to have your baby 
  54.It's not embarrassing to take a differently colored one to
	see your parents 
  55.Computers give you another chance if the RAM goes bad 
  56.Your computer never makes you sleep in the wet spot 
  57.A computer doesn't get hang-ups if you spend loads of time
	with a woman 
  58.Computers are logical 
  59.Computers don't eat all of the good stuff from your fridge
	first 
  60.Computers work better the more RAM you put in them 
  61.Computers don't have a compulsive urge to talk crap if
	they've got nothing to say 
  62.You can pick your nose while using your computer 
  63.Your computer always looks good in the morning 
  64.You don't need to continually tell your computer you love it 
  65.Computers don't eat your chocolate