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Beer is for me, beer is for you
First I'll have one, then I'll have two
After three or more, I'll find me a whore
I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more
I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty
Then I'll hit on a fat gal 'cause,
"Damn she looks purdy"
Seven, then eight, nine and then ten
The drinking don't stop till the puking begins
I'll get really tired, be ready for bed
Then fall on the toilet and bust open my head
There I will stay till the sun comes up
My friends will all tell me, "Man you were fucked up!"
"Fuck you!" I say," I had a good time."
"Until I got naked for quarters and dimes."
"Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer.
Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.
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