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(*My oath to my beer buddies*)
When you are sad.....I will give you a beer, Slap you, and say "cry me a
river you fat fucking baby...now drink up".
When you are scared.....I will comfort you and try to convince you that they
will not search the trunk.
When you are worried.....I will buy not one but two 30 packs, that ought to
hold us until 8:00 p.m.
When you are confused.....I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people
look like supermodels when you are drunk.
And when you are lost.....I will lead you back to your room so that I can go
back to sleep with your girlfriend.
This is my oath.....I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?.....Because you're my beer drinking friend.
send this to everyone you've ever slammed a few down with, it won't bring you
good luck or lot's of lovin'
or any of that shit that all the other letters promise, but it will let
everyone know you're a true friend. (as long as
there's beer involved.)
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