Drunk Man

 

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean
really, really, really, drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go
home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the
sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the
face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do
or say anything, he punched her again this time she fell down and
he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked
her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty
weak and couldn't move very much. So then he stumbled over to her,
put his face right next to hers and whispered.......

"not so tough tonight are you Batman?"

 


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