"The Sesame Street Gang Learns Something New"

     Grover was really bored, one day.  Big Bird was collecting 
cans for the poor, and Oscar the Grouch was in one of his 
pissed-off moods again.  So he decided to go over to Maria's 
house.

"Hi, Maria!" 
Grover exclaimed as he entered.
  
     The sight he saw was one he would not soon forget.  Maria 
lay on the couch, wearing nothing but a pair of high-heeled shoes.  
She had one of her fingers deep inside her wet pussy, the digit 
probing and caressing her inner membranes.  She looked up and 
saw Grover, and was startled; she had not expected any company.  
But a lewd grin soon replaced her initial look of apprehension; 
she invited Grover to join her on the couch.

     Now Grover, you see, was a virgin.  He didn't ever admit 
it to any of the other Sesame Street gang, but he had never 
even felt a girl's tits. So you can imagine the wave of pleasure 
that swept over him.  Without a word, Grover approached Maria, 
and crawled on top of her.  Since muppets don't wear clothes, 
he didn't have to undress.  He reached between his legs, and 
from the jungle of blue fur extracted a huge blue cock, hairy 
from end to end.  It was already fully erect, and fit to burst. 
With one deft move, Maria parted her pussy lips, already wet 
from masturbation, and Grover soon filled her void with his 
heaving azure member.  He pumped up and down on Maria, the 
sensuous movement bringing his excitement to a fever pitch.  

     The puppeteers had their hands full that day!  Maria was 
experiencing a whole new world of pleasure, herself;  she
had never fucked a muppet before, and it proved to be an 
incredible experience.  Grover soon exploded inside her, his
warm fuzzy dick going off like a cannon deep within Maria.  
She screamed, as she was climaxing at the same time.  She 
grabbed a hold of Grover's blue shoulders, and almost wept on 
his shoulder, so powerful was the experience.  But Grover 
wasn't done yet.  His furry member had gone soft, and he 
wanted it hard again.  So he leaned over, and took one of
Maria's pert breasts in his mouth.  His plush tongue caressed 
and fondled the nipple, and Maria moaned at the pleasure of it.
The nipple was very hard, and Grover was having a delightful 
time, tasting bare tit for the first time.  

     Soon Maria decided it was her turn to have a little "taste" 
of the action.  She shoved Grover off her tit, and bent down.  
With both hands she grasped his monstrous cock, and began to 
stroke it, slowly at first, then with greater and greater 
intensity.  Grover (actually Frank Oz) moaned and cried at the 
incredible feeling.  The member was soon hard as a rock, and 
Maria lifted it to her eager lips.  She devoured his cock with 
great appetite, sliding her mouth up and down the plush boner, 
and with her hands she stroked his blue balls.  Grover, by this 
time, was about ready to come, and he cried out; simultaneously, 
great bursts of white cum exploded from his member into Maria's 
mouth, and she eagerly swallowed the divine nectar of his loins.  
She was pleasantly surprised to find it tasted like marshmallows.
Grover knew he must have more.  He turned Maria around, so she 
was on all fours; he licked and sucked her ass and pussy, burying 
his big furry head between her creamy thighs.  Soon, he was erect
again; and without another word, he proceeded to drive his massive 
rod into her ass, again and again.  He was like an animal.  Maria 
cried out in a mixture of pain and ecstasy:  "Oh, Grover, Yes, 
Grover!"  Grover knew, as he came one more time, that learning 
letters and numbers just wasn't going to cut it anymore. 

     At about this time, Bert and Ernie stopped by Maria's.
They were going to go miniature golfing.  But when they saw the
vicious fucking on the couch, they knew that they were staying 
right there.  They quickly stripped, and Bert fucked Ernie's ass 
so hard that Ernie screamed.  Bert bucked back and forth like a 
kid on a rocking horse, and held on to Ernie by Ernie's own cock.
Of course, by this time, Grover and Maria were aware that they had 
company.  They watched the pair butt fuck, becoming aroused
themselves; then they decided that they wanted to join in.  

     After Bert had climaxed, Maria shoved Ernie onto his back, 
and straddled him.  She began rubbing her fuzzy mound, just to 
tease Ernie; he cried out for her to stop.  She then took his 
swollen member in her hand, and guided it gently into her soaking 
wet pussy.  She began to move up and down; she became so aroused 
that vaginal juices were dripping down from her pussy onto Ernie's 
pubic region.  Before Ernie could come, she pulled herself up off 
him; and then, without a word of explanation, turned around, and 
sat down on his cock with her back facing  him. She leaned forwards, 
as if to touch her toes, and Ernie was amazed at how deep he could 
penetrate her in this position.  Regions of Maria never touched 
before by muppet dick were now being slammed again and again by the
furious force of Ernie's dick.  He finally came, great bursts of
white hot jizzum swimming through her inner recesses like a school 
of fish.  She moaned in ecstasy, knowing that muppets make the best
lovers.

     All this time, don't think for a minute that Grover and Bert 
were idle.  Janice, from the muppet show, had stopped by; and God
knows Janice never misses an opportunity for a good fuck.  She had
stripped within seconds, and lay down on the floor with her legs 
spread far apart.  Bert knelt down in front of her, and shoved his 
massive cock into her tight hot pussy. Janice cried for Grover, and 
he crammed his dick into her eager mouth. Janice was having a fine 
time, let me tell you! She hungrily ate up Grover's dick, and 
deep-throated it, quite an accomplishment when you take its size into 
account.  With one hand, she rubbed and fondled Grover's balls.  With 
the other, she assisted Bert, spreading apart her pussy lips, and
guiding him in as efficiently as possible.  Soon, Bert came, in a 
furious thunderclap of semen; and just as she felt his burning love 
course through her, Grover's dick spurted in her mouth, the delicious 
elixer trickling down her thirsty throat.

     Before long, Maria and the muppet's energy were spent.  They had 
had a fine time, and Grover had learned a lot about women.  Grover's 
sexual knowledge before was minimal; Cookie Monster had once tried to 
explain masturbation to him, but a strange look in his eyes had
frightened Grover away.  The count insisted that sucking blood was
only one thing you could suck, and certainly not the best thing.  And
when the big purple two-headed monster tried to show Grover that it
actually had four heads, he ran away screaming.  But now Grover knew 
about the intimate parts of women very well. 

Some questions remained unanswered, however; questions that he knew 
may never be answered.

1.Why is Oscar so grouchy all the time?  Does it have anything to
   do with Elmo?
2.What sex is Big Bird, anyhow?
3.How big is the snuffolafagus?
4.Where is Kermit's pecker?  He doesn't seem to have one at
   all.
5.Is that really Gonzo's nose?
6.Why is Miss Piggy such a bitch all the time?  (refer to #4)
7.Why are there so many little kids always running around?
8.What do the "Pigs in Space" do for fun?  Do they all share
   Miss Piggy?
9.Are those two old guys in the balcony gay or something?
10.How come there are no Native American muppets?
11.What does Mr. Rogers do all day in that big house of his?

     The day had drawn to a close, and the five of them decided
to get a bite to eat.  They went to a local deli for some peanut
butter sandwiches. On the way there, the five discussed their 
feelings and concerns, and how the next time could be more 
satisfactory for all involved.  After their meal, they all joined in 
a rousing chorus of "rubber ducky."  Bert suggested the number of 
the day be "69," and they all laughed.  All around, a good time was 
had by all, and a feeling of fellowship drifted over Sesame Street 
that night.

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