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One evening these two guys were sitting on the back porch
watching a dog lick its balls. The one guy says "boy, I wish I could do
that." The other guy replies "aren't you afraid the dog would bite you?"
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Q. What did the Minnesota State graduate say to the Iowa State graduate?
A. "You want fries with that?"
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Q. What is the best thing to ever come out of Minnesota?
A. Interstate 35
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Did you know that if you take the northern row of counties in
Iowa and give them to Minnesota it would raise the average IQ of both
states?
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