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The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan
Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The
client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is
quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; "Don't
reject the guy outright."
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the
businessman from
wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man,
"I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement
ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara."
The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile. Then, he
nods his head and
says "No problem!! I buy. I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the
woman says to
the man, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. As
a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine
country in France."
The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his
cellular phone,
calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in France. He
looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build, I
build."
Realizing that she has one last condition, the
secretary knows
that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and
finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her
eyes,
looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man,
I marry to have a 12-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face
with his hands
and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering
something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man
shakes his head, looking real sad, says to the woman,
"Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."
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