"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion."
---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
 
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy

House Speaker Dennis Hastert is so angry at France for opposing White House policy on Iraq that he's proposed requiring orange warning labels on every bottle of imported French wine. Let's guess.  The warning label will read, Just Two Glasses Could Make Dictators with Mustaches Appear Less Threatening Than They Really Are.
---Argus Hamilton

"I don't know  why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!".
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman