A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man." I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!".

I don't remember much after that.