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A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some
sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
range
from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price. He
opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He
presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it
for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it
might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked
and
return it to the store tomorrow and get the $500 refund for myself."
So she
appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
His Funeral Services are pending.
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