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One day 3 guys are waiting to get into Heaven. St Peter meets them at
the gates and explains that Heaven is very crowded that particular day
and that he could only be admitted if he died a horrible death. The
first guy tells his story.
"For the longest time, I've been suspecting my wife of cheating on me.
Today I came home early hoping to catch her in the act. Right away,
things didn't appear normal but I couldn't find anybody. I live on the
25th floor of this apartment building and when I went out onto the
balcony, I saw a guy over the edge hanging onto the balcony. I tried
punching and kicking him but he wouldn't loosen his grip. I went inside
and got a hammer and that did the trick but he fell 25 stories and landed
in the bushes and was just laying there stunned. I went inside, got my
refrigerator, pushed it over the edge and it killed him. One minute
later, I drop dead of a heart attack due to all the stress."
St Peter hears his story and agrees that that certainly was a horrible
death and let him in. He then explains the same thing to the next man
who goes on to explain his story.
"I live on the 26th floor of this apartment building and this afternoon
while doing my exercises, I guess I slipped or something and fell over
the side. I grabbed onto the balcony below me and just as I am climbing
up, some guy runs out and yells at me about sleeping with his wife. He
punches and kicks me and then hits my hands with a hammer forcing me to
fall. Luckily I land in the bushes below and just as I think I'm safe, a
refrigerator falls on top of me and kills me."
St Peter also thinks this to be a horrible death and lets the man in. He
then explains the same thing to the 3rd man.
"Picture this. I'm naked, hiding in a refrigerator."
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