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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells
Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car,
changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
heaven."
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam,
the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
of the woman?" Adam says yes. "Well," says Ford, "You have some major
design flaws in your invention: 1. there's too much front end protrusion.
2. it chatters at high speeds. 3. the rear end wobbles too much. 4. and
the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The
computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to
Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the
stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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