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A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar
following an interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his
virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have
a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,
"That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have
a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I
have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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