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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur
thought about it for a minute and then said "I
want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God,
"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God
said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,
professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the
front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and
wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the
exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on." God went to his
Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed
out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
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