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Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Joe, and Lee. A little
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door
in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman
they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even
over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
Bob was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his
torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting
example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous,
covered in
thick black hair, and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Joe, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
Joe, like Bob, was whisked off.
Lee, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained
to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Lee jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of
the Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
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