FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

* Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside down.

* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.

* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce:

"I've got new socks on!"

* Meow occasionally.

* Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

* Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

* Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

* When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your
beeper?"

* Say "Ding!" at each floor.

* Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

* Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."

* Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."

* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.