HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at
passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3) Insist that your e mail address be
Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
or Elvis-the- King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write
"for sexual favors"

10) Reply to everything someone says with,
"That's what you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with
"In accordance with the prophecy."

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that
the brightness level lights up the entire
working area. Insist to others that you
like it that way.

13) Don't use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are.

16) Specify that your drive through order is "to go."

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask
why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy
exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after
your boss does. (This is especially effective if
your boss is the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company
to tell them what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:

Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book,
even if they sent it to you.