1. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?

2. Do I look like a people person?

3. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You...! Off my planet!

9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes
on my cats.

10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

12. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

13. Allow me to introduce my selves.

14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets
after them.

16. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

18. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

19. A woman's favorite position is CEO.

20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

23. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

24. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

25. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

26. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

28. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

29. I plead contemporary insanity.

30. And which dwarf are you?

31. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

32. Meandering to a different drummer.

33. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?