This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from 
the movie "The Sound of Music"

My Favorite Things
The Bill Clinton version:



Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, 
Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring, 
These are a few of my favorite things
      
Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
Horny young interns who while 'way the hours, 
Profits from futures that Hillary brings, 
These are a few of my favorite things
      
Beating the draft board and getting elected, 
Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected, 
Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing, 
These are a few of my favorite things
      
Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury, 
Coming out fine after having knee surgery,
[Falling down drunk that required knee surgery - Alt] 
Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
These are a few of my favorite things 
      
Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, 
States of the Union with lots of baloney, 
Winning debates and the joy of my flings, 
These are a few of my favorite things
      
When that Jones bites,
When Ken Starr stings,
When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things, 
And then I don't feel so bad 
      
copyright 1998 Wayne Aaronson