Sex Change

 
 
Killing Bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will 
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, 
I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever 
covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have 
surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we 
return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban
 
 

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