Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
 A: B-52...F-16...B-1

 Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
 A: Duck

 Q: How is the Taliban like Fred Flintstone?
 A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

 Q: What do the Taliban and General Custer have in common?
 A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
 A: Two days.

 Q: What's the difference between Christmas and the Taliban?
 A: There will be a Christmas in December

 Q: How many Taliban terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 A: No one will ever know.