September 11th Theory

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After
 September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is
 the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 Twin Towers - standing side
 by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers
 was Flight 11 State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
 New York City - 11 Letters
 Afghanistan - 11 Letters
 The Pentagon - 11 Letters
 Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack
 on the WTC in 1993)
 Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
 Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

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 Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

 Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
 What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
 I can't believe it!

 Oh crap, there must be some place on the planet Earth I could hide! But
 no.. "PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

 Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

 I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE
 RED CROSS," can't trust them.

 I would rely on self-defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it,
 too!

 Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't..."SEND ME
 EMAIL" has 11 letters....

 Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

 Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE"
 has 11 letters...

 Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence
 Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

by David Pawson

 PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
 


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