Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out 
 walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie 
 pops out of it.

 "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says 
 the Genie.

 The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son 
 will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. 
 "With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was 
 forever made fertile for farming.

 Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around 
 Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." 
 Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall 
 around Afghanistan.

 President Bush asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about 
 this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 
 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get 
 in or out -- virtually impenetrable."


 "Very impressive" President Bush says, "Fill it with water."