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A boy is standing on the side of the road in an expensive part of town,
hitch-hiking. A man pulls up in his car, opens the window and asks, "Are
you Labor or a Liberal?" The boy answers "Labor" and the man speeds
away. Another man pulls up and asks the same question. The boy gives the
same answer, and the man pulls away.
A pretty girl pulls up in a convertible and asks the same question.
The boy, now infinitely wiser, responds with "Liberal". So, the pretty
girl tells the boy to get in. They're driving for a while, and the
wind starts blowing the skirt up the girl's leg. This arouses the boy
and he blurts out "Stop the car, I can't take it anymore. I've only
been a Liberal for ten minutes, and already I feel like screwing
somebody!!!!"
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