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An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to
you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about
taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh,
Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a
good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having
a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to
see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's not any trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt takes her
knickers down and the Old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging
on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that
old man was going like a train- I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had sex for
about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic
life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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