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One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10
bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the
$10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend
pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50,
and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?
I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.........then the
banker in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down
her crack, grabbed the $60 bucks, and went home.
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